The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	1307
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	1846
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	247
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3927	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Towns Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	642	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	6571
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	187
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	7241
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7183
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8703
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Animals Bred:	87	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7643
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net