The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	85
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3185	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

realmportalmc.xyz

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

play.terratalesrp.com

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	52	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

warlock-mc.com

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

jogar.redegalaxy.xyz:25868

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	3010
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

play.aetheriuscraft.com

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

play.minecraft-infected.com

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

play.apocgaming.org

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

play.zeacraft.net

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	3371	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

15.jpn.gg:4346

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Zombie Dances:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Votes:	8114
Dragon Eggs Found:	1881	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6457	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

anarchymc.go.ro

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

play.thundercraft.xyz

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Animals Bred:	99
Buildings Constructed:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9948
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

pixelmon-au.com

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Farms Harvested:	721	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

flawlessmc.com

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

play.townysaga.com

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

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