The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1683	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1339	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	96	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Potions Brewed:	75
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Votes:	8145	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	1367	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ores Mined:	6691	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7627	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	3737
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com