The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

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Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Votes:	981	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

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TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	238880
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

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ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magic Items Found:	8201	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

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TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3415
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Emeralds Found:	7511
Enchantments Applied:	181	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2099

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

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Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	7208
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchantments Applied:	110
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

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