The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3094	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	624965
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	New Chunks Explored:	290685
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	986
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5023
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6092

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crops Grown:	8600
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Votes:	7846	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Buildings Constructed:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4624
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573