The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Star Shards Collected:	149
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	98
Dimension Hops:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Void Gems Collected:	13

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	515
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Items Found:	3879	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	6830
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	981568	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4221
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	398
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	5552
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597