The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1078	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	3145
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchantments Applied:	91
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3835
Dimension Hops:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	127	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Villages Defended:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	6297
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Animals Bred:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Votes:	1820

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Votes:	8371	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7310
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Crops Grown:	8842	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Farms Harvested:	839	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Ores Mined:	2759	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net