The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Omnablock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mines Excavated:	4865	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

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The Honeycomb

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

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Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

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SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Votes:	7011	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

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The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	884	Villages Defended:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

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SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Farms Harvested:	547
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magic Items Found:	2947

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

sf3.craftersland.net

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	29

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

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Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

mc.blurkit.net

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Votes:	2909	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	114
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	20

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BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3418	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

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Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

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Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

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