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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9875 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!