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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2222 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Potions Brewed: | 158 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!