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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5291 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3672 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!