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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5637 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!