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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3394 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6629 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 296 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!