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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 763 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 138 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 512 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!