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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3753 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 105 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 | Star Shards Collected: | 109 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!