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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8046 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!