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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8195 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2502 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!