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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1079 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 38 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!