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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6696 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 65 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!