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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7835 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 1707 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!