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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9310 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!