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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2706 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1458 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!