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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2416 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Crops Grown: | 7881 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!