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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5498 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9218 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3356 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!