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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4804 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!