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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3499 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!