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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7900 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!