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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4718 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1212 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!