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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9477 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!