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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2588 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!