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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6214 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8115 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 577 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!