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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5515 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1792 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!