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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3919 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2605 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!