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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6066 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!