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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7854 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!