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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3160 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 134 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!