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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3348 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 91 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!