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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6351 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2658 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 102 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!