🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5590 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1703 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!