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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3662 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7281 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!