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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 217 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!