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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5083 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 178 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!