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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9894 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1348 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!