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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6413 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!