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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2660 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!