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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8904 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 313 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!