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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9106 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!