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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3390 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Ores Mined: | 6406 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 456264 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2962 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!