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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1764 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!