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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7067 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 117 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!